Chef Sigge Bergborg!!!

Personality Traits:

I'm full of witty aphorisms and have a proverb for every occasion, though no one can understand me.

Ideals:

People. I’m committed to the people I care about, not to ideals. (Neutral)

Bonds:

The kitchen where I learned my trade is the most important place in the world to me.

Flaws:

Vergoofin der flicke støøbin mit der børk-børk yubetcha

Who I Am:

Zee-a preperetiun ouff fuod is zee-a greet celleeng und yuou ire-a defuted tu it! In ourder tu suocceed, yuou muost keep zeengs cleuon. Yuou vuouldn’t vuont unyune-a tu get sick. Ilsu, ifuid vurkeeng in lerge-a gruoups. Tuo muony cuoks in zee-a keetchee-a vill get in zee-a vey. Ilveys use-a zee-a right tuol. Yuou meeght need a bettle-a ixe-a, a huondffuol ouff rucks, our ifee-a a buttle-a ouff fruzee-a ink. Cullect iferyzeeng yuou feend in cese-a yuou need it leter. Seesun tu teste-a is yuou cuok. Vhu knuos vhet it testes leeke-a unless yuou teste-a it! In fect, leeck iferyzeeng; ispeceelly seeffuod. Meke-a suore-a yuour fuod is nut irmed. Ouzeers meeght be-a suorprised huo oufftee-a yuour fuod tries tu keell yuou. Zeey iree-a’t reel cheffs leeke-a yuou. Bork Bork Bork!